The Answers

Suckin on chili dogs outside the Tastee-Freez
“Jack and Dianne,” John Cougar Mellencamp
I’ve done no harm, I keep to myself
“Who Can It Be Now?,” Men At Work
There’s a freeway runnin’ through the yard
“Free Fallin’,” Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
I’ve seen a million faces and I’ve rocked them all
“Wanted,” Bon Jovi
Your mom threw away your best porno mag
“You Gotta Fight, For Your Right, To Party,” Beastie Boys
Can you hear them? They talk about us, telling lies, well that’s no surprise
“Our Lips Are Sealed,” The Go-Go’s
One that won’t make me nervous, wonderin what to do
“I Want a New Drug,” Huey Lewis and the News
Are you more than hot for me, or am I a page in your history (book)
“Straight Up,” Paula Abdul
I can hear you comin’, I know what you’re after
“Lunatic Fringe,” Red Ryder
And it’s true we are immune when fact is fiction and TV reality
“Sunday Bloody Sunday,” U2
Don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts
“Billie Jean,” Michael Jackson
I’ve got my back against the record machine
Jump,” Van Halen
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
“Mickey,” Toni Basil
A cloud appears above your head, a beam of light comes shining down on you
“I Ran,” A Flock of Seagulls
I’m lying in the rain, but I never wave bye-bye
“Modern Love,” David Bowie
He’s the one that makes ya feel alright
“Dr. Feelgood,” Mötley Crüe
Are you happy, are you satisfied, how long can you stand the heat
“Another One Bites The Dust,” Queen
I think I thought you were someone else
“Pop Song ’89,” R.E.M.
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
“867-5309/Jenny,” Tommy Tutone
I tell you one and one makes three
“Cult Of Personality,” Living Colour
I’ll be stretching my mouth to let those big words come right out
“Big Time,” Peter Gabriel
And though she will mess up your life, you want her just the same
“Invisible Touch,” Genesis
You can listen as well as you hear
“The Living Years,” Mike and the Mechanics
Think of the tender things that we were working on
“Don’t Forget About Me,” Simple Minds
They gave you life and in return you gave them hell
“Shout,” Tears for Fears
Knew he must’ve been about seventeen
“I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll,” Joan Jett
I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools
“Eye In The Sky,” Alan Parsons Project
Can’t get food for the kid
“Electric Avenue,” Eddy Grant
Step on a crack, break your momma’s back
“Whip It,” Devo
Her hair reminds me of a warn safe place where as a child I’d lie
“Sweet Child Of Mine,” Guns N’ Roses
You’re like the sun chasing all of the rain away
“Always,” Atlantic Starr
Everyone you meet, they’re jamming in the streets
“All Night Long,” Lionel Richie
I’m not internationally known, but I’m known to rock a microphone
“It Takes Two,” D.J. Easy Rock and Rob Base
Every time I see you falling, I get down on my knees and pray
“Bizarre Love Triangle,” New Order
We’ll take your car, yes we will, we’ll take your car and drive it
“Centerfold,” J. Geils Band
I said to my reflection ‘Let’s get out of this place’
“Tempted,” Squeeze
Easy ready willing overtime
“Can’t Go For That,” Hall and Oates
The five years we have had have been such good times
“Don’t You Want Me?,” Human League
Didn’t know how lost I was until I found you
“Like A Virgin,” Madonna
People of the world today are we looking for a better way of life
“Rhythm Nation,” Janet Jackson
You in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty
“Come On Eileen,” Dexys Midnight Runners
I’m about to lose control and I think I like it
I’m So Excited,” The Pointer Sisters
Write it on a pound note, pound note
“Goody Two Shoes,” Adam Ant
We are strong, no one can tell us we’re wrong
“Love Is A Battlefield,” Pat Benatar
Out on the road today, I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac
“The Boys Of Summer,” Don Henley
Caught up in the action I’ve been looking out for you
“The Heat Is On,” Glenn Frey
An invisible man sleeping in your bed
“Ghostbusters,” Ray Parker Jr.
But somewhere sometime when you’re curious, I’ll be back around
“You Might Think,” The Cars
I know her love is true but it’s so damn easy makin’ love to you
“Run To You,” Bryan Adams
Oh mother dear we’re not the fortunate ones
“Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,” Cyndi Lauper
And incidents arose from circumstance
“Heat Of The Moment,” Asia
You know I like my girls a little bit older
“Your Love,” The Outfield
You always live your life never thinking of the future
“Owner Of a Lonely Heart,” Yes
Now we’re sharing the same dreams, and our hearts can beat as one
“Carribean Queen,” Billy Ocean
She don’t need a man’s touch
“Glamorous Life,” Sheila E.
She’ll get a hold on you, believe it
“(She’s an) Easy Lover,” Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey
You’re everywhere, but you’re so hard to find
“Urgent,” Foreigner
You want your percentage, but I’m the fool paying the dues
“Hold Me,” Fleetwood Mac
No April rain, no flowers’ bloom, no wedding Saturday within the month of June
“I Just Called To Say You,” Stevie Wonder
There’s a skeleton chokin’ on a crust of bread
“King Of Pain,” The Police
With my body and soul I want you more than you’ll ever know
“(I’ve Had The)Time Of My Life,” Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes
I used to think maybe you loved me, now I know that it’s true
“Walkin’ On Sunshine,” Katrina and the Waves
Animals strike curious poses
“When Doves Cry,” Prince
Religion is a light in the fog
“What I Am,” Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians
I don’t know where I’m goin’ but I sure know where I’ve been
“Here I Go Again,” Whitesnake
If you want to find all the cops they’re hanging out in the donut shop
“Walk Like An Egyptian,” The Bangles
And there’s a heart that’s breaking down this long distance line tonight
“Missin’ You,” John Waite
I’m always workin’, slavin’, every day
“Nothin’ But A Good Time,” Poison
Feel like I could run away, run away from this empty heart
“Shattered Dreams,” Johnny Hates Jazz
Kick off your Sunday shoes
“Footloose,” Kenny Loggins
Daddy says she’s too young, but she’s old enough for me
“Seventeen,” Winger
He turned to me as if to say, “Hurry boy, it’s waiting there for you”
“Africa,” Toto
You’re not naive, you must be strong
“Too Shy,” Kajagoogoo
Darken the city, night is a wire, steam in the subway, earth is afire
“Hungry Like The Wolf,” Duran Duran
She had the body of a venus, Lord imagine my surprise
“Dude Looks Like a Lady,” Aerosmith
I can’t help recalling how it felt to kiss and hold you tight
“Always Something There To Remind Me,” Naked Eyes
Will you meet him on the main line, or will you catch him on the rebound?
“Gloria,” Laura Branigan
Watching every motion in this foolish lover’s game
“Take My Breath Away,” Berlin
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go,” Wham!
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream, red, gold and green
“Kharma Chameleon,” Culture Club
They threw an American flag in our face
“Allentown,” Billy Joel
When I’m dancing close to her, I can smell the chemicals
“She Blinded Me With Science,” Thomas Dolby
She told me to come but I was already there
“You Shook Me All Night Long,” AC/DC
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
“Don’t Stop Believin’,” Journey
It belongs to them, let’s give it back
“Beds Are Burning,” Midnight Oil
Everything you do is quite angelicate
“Why Can’t I Be You,” The Cure
Rolling like thunder under the covers
“That’s Why We Call It The Blues,” Elton John
I don’t know what you expect staring into the TV set
“Burning Down The House,” Talking Heads
My eyes dilate, my lips go green
“Start Me Up,” The Rolling Stones???
I touch you once, I touch you twice
“If You Leave,” Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
To have you with me I would swim the seven seas
“We’ll Be Together Tonight,” Sting
Crazy little woman in a one man show
“Pour Some Sugar On Me,” Def Leppard
Went the distance, now I’m back on my feet
“Eye Of The Tiger,” Survivor
Got in a little hometown jam, so they put a rifle in my hand
“Born in the U.S.A.,” Bruce Springsteen
There is freedom within, there is freedom without
“Don’t Dream It’s Over,” Crowded House
But whatever road you choose, I’m right behind you win or lose
“Forever Young,” Rod Stewart
I need fifty dollars to make you holler
“Wild Thing,” Tone-Loc
So let’s sink another drink ’cause it’ll give me time to think
“Dancin’ With Myself,” Billy Idol
Goddess on the mountain top
“Venus,” Bananarama
Couldn’t see how much I missed you (now I do)
“Only In My Dreams,” Debbie Gibson
They even bother my poor father ’cause he’s down with me
“It’s Tricky,” Run-D.M.C.
Where can I find a woman like that
“Jesse’s Girl,” Rick Springfield
Paul, I think I told you I’m a lover not a fighter
“The Girl Is Mine,” Michael Jackson
Mine’s an ordinary life, working when it’s daylight and sleeping when it’s night
“Take Me Home,” Phil Collins
I had a whiskey on the rocks and change of a dollar for the jukebox
“Rock This Town,” The Stray Cats
Just don’t ask me how I am
“Luka,” Suzanna Vega
Your lights are on but you’re not home
“Addicted To Love,” Robert Palmer
Take your passion and make it happen
“What A Feelin’,” Irene Cara
That little faggot he’s a millionaire
“Money For Nothing,” Dire Straits
I was wrong, now I find just one thing makes me forget
“Red, Red Wine,” UB40
So if you’re feeling low, turn up your radio
“Everybody Have Fun Tonight,” Wang Chung
It’s no better to be safe than sorry
“Take On Me,” A-ha
Darlin’ in my wildest dreams I never thought I’d go
“Harden My Heart,” Quarterflash
The road is long, there are mountains in your way
“Where We Belong,” Joe Cocker amd Jennifer Warnes
The Salvation Army band played and the children drank lemonade
“Life In a Northern Town,” Dream Academy
The more you live, the faster you will die
“Der Kommisar,” After The Fire
I’ve got a secret I’ve been hiding under my skin
“Mr. Roboto,” Styx
I love you though you hurt me so
“Tainted Love,” Soft Cell
Wouldn’t wanna be swept away, far away from the one that I love
“Hard To Say I’m Sorry,” Chicago
The sheik he drove his Cadillac
“Rock The Casbah,” The Clash
She showed me the beach, gave me a peach, and pulled out the suntan lotion
“Going Back To Cali,” LL Cool J
Two silhouettes saying goodnight by the garden gate
“Come Dancing,” The Kinks
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
“Eat It,” “Weird Al” Yankovic
I asked the doctor to take your picture so I could look at you from inside as well
“Turning Japanese,” Vapors
Well it’s all right riding around in the breeze
“End Of The Line,” The Traveling Wilburys
I’m just going to keep on counting until you are mine
“1-2-3,” Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine
Every time you call my name, I heat up like a burnin’ flame
“Abracadabra,” Steve Miller
This is it boys, this is war
“99 Red Balloons,” Nena
I can’t understand what makes a man hate another man
“People Are People,” Depeche Mode
I can’t sleep at night, I toss and turn
“Every Little Step,” Bobby Brown
I know you really want to tell me goodbye
“Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around,” Stevie Nicks
Food is served and you’re stone cold munchin’
“Bust a Move,” Young MC
Don’t let go while I’m hangin’ on, ’cause I been hangin’ on so long
“Jeopardy,” Greg Kihn
We can dance, everybody look at your hands
“Safety Dance,” Men Without Hats
I know a place where we can dance the whole night away underneath electric stars
“Rhythm Of The Night,” DeBarge
I know a good thing must come to an end but it’s hard to take losing a friend
“I Know There’s Something Going On,” Frida
Well Superman looked up at me, he said ‘You rock so naturally’
“Jam On It,” Newcleus
You can say anything you like, but you can’t touch the merchandise
“She’s a Beauty,” The Tubes
You want a piece of my heart, you better start from the start
“Workin’ For The Weekend,” Loverboy
But when the wrong word goes in the right ear, I know you been lyin’ to me
“One Thing Leads To Another,” The Fixx
I follow where my mind goes
“Love My Way,” The Psychedelic Furs
What’s your definition of dirty, baby
“I Want Your Sex,” George Michael
We’ll leave the TV and the radio behind
“Steppin’ Out,” Joe Jackson
All you sittin’ in high places, the rain’s gonna fall on you
“All You Zombies,” Hooters
I turn the switch and check the number, I leave it on when in bed I slumber
“Mexican Radio,” “Wall of Voodoo”
So when the night falls, my lonely heart calls
“I Wanna Dance With Somebody,” Whitney Houston
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors
“One Night In Bangkok,” Murray Head
Did you really think about it before you made the rules
“The Way It Is,” Bruce Hornsby and the Range
So you think my singing’s out of time, well it makes me money
“Cum On Feel the Noize,” Quiet Riot
Across the north and south to Key Largo, love for sale
“Smooth Operator,” Sade
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
“Kokomo,” The Beach Boys
I swear that I could see forever in your eyes
“Almost Paradise,” Mike Reno and Ann Wilson
Nothing had the chance to be good, nothing ever could
“Holding Back The Years,” Simply Red
Take my license and all that jive
“I Can’t Drive 55,” Sammy Hagar
Well by the force of will my lungs are filled, and so I breathe
“Something About The Weather,” 10,000 Maniacs
Dreams stay with you like a lover’s voice fires the mountainside
“In A Big Country,” Big Country
No huggin’ no kissin’ til I get a wedding ring
“Keep Your Hands To Yourself,” Georgia Satellites
I don’t worry ’cause my wallet’s fat
“Sharp Dressed Man,” ZZ Top
Sister’s sighing in her sleep
“Our House,” Madness
Better make it fast or else I’m gonna get pissed
“Push It,” Salt-N-Pepa
Wish I knew what you were looking for
“Under The Milky Way,” The Church
What’s your price for flight
“Sister Christian,” Night Ranger
I know a guy who’s tough but sweet
“I Want Candy,” Bow Wow Wow originally done by The Strangeloves
And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
“Fast Car,” Tracy Chapman
Why do I find it so hard to write the next line, oh I want the truth to be said
“True,” Spandau Ballet
Every time he pulls me near, I just wanna cheer
“Let’s Hear It For The Boy,” Denise Williams
Put the needle on the record
“Pump Up The Volume,” M|A|R|R|S
Whoa no, I’ve got to keep on moving
“Break My Stride,” Matthew Wilder
Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there’s only love in the dark
“Total Eclipse of the Heart,” Bonnie Tyler
I stain my sheets, I don’t even know why
“Blister In The Sun,” Violent Femmes
There were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations
“You Can Call Me Al,” Paul Simon
I can’t get any rest, people say I’m obsessed
“She Drives Me Crazy,” Fine Young Cannibals
She dances like she’s never danced before
“Maniac,” Michael Sambello
Do your fancy dances
“The Stroke,” Billy Squire
Your moves are so raw, I’ve got to let you know you’re one of my kind
“Need You Tonight,” INXS
Get up, get up, get up, get up, let’s make love tonight
“Sexual Healing,” Marvin Gaye
But when I win your heart, I’m gonna paint it cherry red
“Midnight Blue,” Lou Gramm
All the doors I closed on time will open up again
“Back In The High Life Again,” Steve Winwood
Dream of better lives, the kind which never hate
“Melt With You,” Modern English
You can feel the punishment but you can’t commit the sin
“No One Is To Blame,” Howard Jones
I’m not the one to tell you what’s wrong or what’s right
“Burnin’ For You,” Blue Oyster Cult
He wants me, but only part of the time
“Voices Carry,” ‘Til Tuesday
People don’t you know, don’t you know it’s about time
“Move This,” Technotronic
You were the first, you’ll be the last
“The Flame,” Cheap Trick
You think you’re mad, too unstable, kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
“West End Girls,” Pet Shop Boys
Your heart’s been achin’ but you’re too shy to say it
“Never Gonna Give You Up,” Rick Astley
The only one who’ll hang out with me is my dear Old Granddad
“I Drink Alone,” George Thorogood and the Destroyers
Things are going great, and they’re only getting better
“Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades,” Timbuk 3
So you better treat her right
“She Works Hard For The Money,” Donna Summer
It’s time to bring this ship in to the shore and throw away the oars forever
“Can’t Fight This Feeling,” REO Speedwagon
We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let’s start giving
“We Are The World,” USA For Africa
We could dance and party all night, and drink some cherry wine
“We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off,” Jeramine Stewart
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
“Puttin’ On The Ritz,” Taco
You’ve got to find a way, say what you want to say
“Break Out,” Swing Out Sister
Sail away with me to another world
“Islands In The Stream,” Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
I’ll be your friend, I’ll help you carry on
“Lean On Me,” Club Nouveau
Welcome to the big time, you’re bound to be a star
“It Don’t Mean Nothing,” Richard Marx
Yo no soy marinero, por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere
“La Bamba,” Los Lobos
Work all day to earn his pay, so we can play all night
“Morning Train(9 to 5),” Sheena Easton
Ever since you’ve been leaving me, I’ve been wanting to cry
“Much Too Late For Goodbyes,” Julian Lennon
Baby baby when I look at you, I get a warm feeling inside
“I Feel For You,” Chaka Khan
And when we hear the voices sing, the book of love will open up and let us in
“Broken Wings,” Mr. Mister
Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused
“Sweet Dreams,” Eurythmics
He’s licking his lips, he’s ready to win, on the hunt tonight for love at first sting
“Rock You Like a Hurricane,” Scorpions
I have a picture pinned to my wall
“Hold Me Now,” The Thompson Twins
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin’ sky
“Man In Motion,” John Parr
You’ll flow down her river, she’ll ask and you’ll give her
“Lips Like Sugar,” Echo and the Bunnymen
Earth below us drifting falling floating weightless
“Major Tom (Coming Home),” Peter Schilling
Ooh baby, do you know what that’s worth?
“Heaven Is a Place On Earth,” Belinda Carlisle
I know when to pull you closer and I know when to let you loose
“Maing’ Love Out Of Nothing At All,” Air Supply
Let me hear your body talk
“Physical,” Olivia Newton-John
Won’t you pack your bags, we’ll leave tonight
“Two Tickets To Paradise,” Eddie Money
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
“I Think We’re Alone Now,” Tiffany
And if this world runs out of lovers, we’ll still have each other
“Nothing Can Stop Us Now,” Starship
Is it so wrong to be human after all?
“Something About You,” Level 42
There is good and bad (mmmm-hmmm) in everyone
“Ebony and Ivory,” Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
“What’s Love Got To Do With It?,” Tina Turner
It’s gonna take money, a whole lotta spendin’ money
“Got My Mind Set On You,” George Harrison
I’m not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
“Tide Is High,” Blondie
It must’ve been some kind of kiss, I shoulda walked away
“I Just Died (In Your Arms),” Cutting Crew
You see it all around you, good lovin’ gone bad
“Hold On Losely,” .38 Special
Ronny, Bobby, Ricky and Mike, if I like a girl, who cares who you like
“Cool It Now,” New Edition